1 00:00:07,749 --> 00:00:05,269 angus 2 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:07,759 she looked at me languidly and i 3 00:00:11,749 --> 00:00:09,760 responded with a smile 4 00:00:14,549 --> 00:00:11,759 then i probably looked vacant because 5 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:14,559 she wasn't quite my style and when i 6 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:16,560 went to speak to say a simple 7 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:17,760 how are you 8 00:00:21,590 --> 00:00:19,920 she passed a motion to ignore me as she 9 00:00:24,070 --> 00:00:21,600 did a number two 10 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:24,080 it was naturally disgusting but that's 11 00:00:30,870 --> 00:00:26,960 what you get from these females called 12 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:30,880 angus well i ask you please what did i 13 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:33,840 expect beyond a chance to chew the cud 14 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:36,480 with a silly old moo who as a date was 15 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:38,000 just a dud 16 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:40,960 it's a very masculine name for any poor 17 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:43,440 old girl to carry and not the sort of 18 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:45,840 name any poor boy want to marry it made 19 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:47,920 a heifer more a hoofer like a hereford 20 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:49,200 in drag 21 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:51,520 as even a dear old daisy would be a 22 00:00:55,510 --> 00:00:52,960 better tag 23 00:00:58,229 --> 00:00:55,520 that's what you get with cows grazing on 24 00:01:00,869 --> 00:00:58,239 the range a bit of animal husbandry 25 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:00,879 that's sometimes pretty strange 26 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:03,120 so i think i'll stick to women who are 27 00:01:08,149 --> 00:01:05,680 less prone to disgrace